M?TV

Well, summer's over, and I didn't post at all. Sorry readers, I know you were all DYING to see into my mind. But too bad.



Anyway, I found something that I can finally blog about.


MTV.


Does anyone who actually works there know what it stands for. MUSIC TELEVISION. MUSIC. Not crap. Looking at the TV schedule, we've got Parental Control, Made, Daddy's Girls, Cribs, and Room Raiders. NONE of those have anything to do with music. At all.


The Dead Kennedys (who wrote "MTV, Get Off the Air"- check it out!!) must be spinning in their graves, if they were really dead.


Old MTV (Which DK wrote their song about) was actually pretty good. At least it involved music. Even their TV shows, like Beavis and Butthead, still incorporated music into their shows.


But now, MTV has gone down the toilet as the mediphorical crap they are. Their shows are shallow and predictable. I don't understand how so many teens can be glued to that station, maybe it's subliminal advertising. Or maybe it's liminal advertising.


MTV has been telling us kids what's "cool" for decades. It's stupid. It's like they're cramming it down our throats. "This is cool and this is cool. This isn't cool." It's almost that blunt. Don't believe it? Watch MTV hits. It's the only MTV station that actually has anything to do with music, but it's also the biggest culprit of telling us teens what's "cool." You'll feel like you're being brainwashed after 30 minutes.


So, I propose that MTV should change it's name. Music Television is almost false advertisement. Maybe they should change it to CTV. That way they could call it Cool TV, or even Crap TV. Or maybe RTV. Retarded Television.



Right now, at this very moment in time, I am listening to: What's My Age Again?- by blink-182.
What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again? What's my age again?

Come On Dowwwwwn!!

Well, it's summer. My proof: I am home to see The Price Is Right daily. I have been watching TPIR for a while now, made the switch from Bob to Drew, but one ting bugs me about the new TPIR: They show Rich Fields' face! For those of you who don't know who Rich Fields is , he is the voice of The Price Is Right. He's the guy who says "Some Guy, Come On Dowwwwwwwn!!" and "It's time for The Price Is Right!" Well now, they show his face. Either in a little box in the corner of the screen, or a full-screen shot of his face. This is breaking so many unwritten laws of game shows, and TV in general. Showing the narrator's face is like ending a sentence with a conjunction. It just doesn't happen. What if they showed James Earl Jones' face in the countless movies he narrates and? It would just be weird. And did you see that conjunction at the end of the sentence? That was just plain weird too. Anyway, if, for some reason, CBS executives are reading this blog, PLEASE don't show Rich Fields' face on The Price Is Right anymore.

I am, at this very moment in time, listening to: A Fifth of Beethoven By Walter Murphy.
DADADA DUN!

Uhhhh...

I have nothing to say right now, so here's a video of River and Adam fighting:







Right now, at this very moment, I am listening to: Evil Woman by ELO
Eeeevil Woman! Digada digada da daaaa

Youtube and its Stupid Copyright Rules

Youtube just made the WORST decision EVER. Officially, any music that you don't have permission to put on a video, any at all, those jerks at Youtube will MUTE YOUR VIDEO.

I just made the greatest anti-smoking PSA ever to Metallica's "One." And Youtube shuts it down. It's not like I put the music video or a live performance on, I made an original, creative, beautiful video, and Youtube turns off the sound. COME ON!

I'll guess that because of this, half of the videos on Youtube will be muted, and Youtube will lose users left and right. They're shooting thimselves in the foot, and I believe that this will destroy some of my passion for filmmaking.

Youtube, you suck

Right now, at this very moment, I am listening to... One by Metallica, so I can get this damn video on Youtube.


:(

The Curse of the Starving Class.

Today in Chemistry, we learned about the second law of thermodynamics, which states that if things are not in a controlled environment, everything will go into chaos. This is also known as entropy.

This is especially true in DHS's upcoming play, "The Curse of the Starving Class." In the play, a poor, dysfunctional family watch their home, family, and lives fall apart right in front of their eyes. This is all because they didn't do anything about it. There is even a live lamb in the show, which eventually dies due to lack of attention. One of the characters even says "There's worse things than maggots. All you need is a little care, someone to look out for you." Sadly nobody does, and the lamb is unnecessarilly butchered because of the characters' starvation, and the carcass is then thrown aside and ignored. However, that is nothing new for the lamb.

So, if you ignore something, it will fall into chaos and eventually die. And if you want to see an incredibly deep play, see DHS's production of "The Curse of the Starving Class."


I am listening to, at this very moment... Toxicity by System of a Down

DISORDER DISORDER! DISOOOOOOOODERRRRRR!

Guess Where I'm Not At!

I'm not at prom right now. And you may be asking, "Why am I reading this blog?" You may also be asking, "Why Mitch, Why are you not at prom? Aren't the chicks all over you?" Ok, you may not be asking that, but I am.

Here are 5 good reasons why I'm not at prom:

1. REALLY crappy music

2. Waaay too expensive

3. I have no one to go with

4. I don't want to see people grinding left and right

5. No one at my house plays violin on top of hip hop music

Well, there you have it. 5 legit reasons why I'm not at the Union. However, I will be at Post Prom. Post prom is cool.

Also, staying out until 4 AM is a great idea if you want to get out of yard work the next day.


Right now, at this exact moment in time, I am singing/listening to The Hell Song by Sum 41.
PART OF ME WON'T AGREE!!!

Last Post. EVER.

This blog has one of those Benjamin Button disorders. It starts at the last and ends with the beginning. Just like that one episode of Seinfeld where Kramer is eating the lolipop. But really, if everyone in America suddenly had the Benjamin Button problem, the infant mortality rate would go waaay up, and we would be considered a pretty impovershed country.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I made this blog because I know no one will read it, so... yeah.


Right now, at this exact moment, I am singing/listening to.... Con Te Partiro by Andrea Bocelli.
Yay toe paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!