Tuesday, September 8, 2009

M?TV

Well, summer's over, and I didn't post at all. Sorry readers, I know you were all DYING to see into my mind. But too bad.



Anyway, I found something that I can finally blog about.


MTV.


Does anyone who actually works there know what it stands for. MUSIC TELEVISION. MUSIC. Not crap. Looking at the TV schedule, we've got Parental Control, Made, Daddy's Girls, Cribs, and Room Raiders. NONE of those have anything to do with music. At all.


The Dead Kennedys (who wrote "MTV, Get Off the Air"- check it out!!) must be spinning in their graves, if they were really dead.


Old MTV (Which DK wrote their song about) was actually pretty good. At least it involved music. Even their TV shows, like Beavis and Butthead, still incorporated music into their shows.


But now, MTV has gone down the toilet as the mediphorical crap they are. Their shows are shallow and predictable. I don't understand how so many teens can be glued to that station, maybe it's subliminal advertising. Or maybe it's liminal advertising.


MTV has been telling us kids what's "cool" for decades. It's stupid. It's like they're cramming it down our throats. "This is cool and this is cool. This isn't cool." It's almost that blunt. Don't believe it? Watch MTV hits. It's the only MTV station that actually has anything to do with music, but it's also the biggest culprit of telling us teens what's "cool." You'll feel like you're being brainwashed after 30 minutes.


So, I propose that MTV should change it's name. Music Television is almost false advertisement. Maybe they should change it to CTV. That way they could call it Cool TV, or even Crap TV. Or maybe RTV. Retarded Television.



Right now, at this very moment in time, I am listening to: What's My Age Again?- by blink-182.
What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again? What's my age again?